Thursday, January 21, 2010

Mr. Officer


So... There I was cruising up 71 minding my own business. It was a little foggy but visibility was cool, plus I wear glasses so my vision's 20/20... At least I thought it was, but there was no way I saw the white blur of a Highway Patrol car, sitting in the trenches waiting to pounce on me.

And damnit did he pounce. He did a fuckin $102 pounce. Yes, I got a speeding ticket.

I tried to slow it down, which I managed to do. He clocked me at 81 mph... I could've easily been doing 100. For the past 4 years I've cruised up and down 71 and not a single ticket.

Looks like my luck has finally ran out.

Oh, but at least the officer was nice enough to put my license sticker on for me...